THE INTERESTING RACE

TEAM A(AH)A

"After coming in 3rd last year, Momma and Papa are ready to tear it up!"

TEAM ALTERNATE

"Super competitive team with bad knees and backs."

TEAM ARDIZZELIAN

"Look out for two strong Hungarians!"

TEAM B

"We're not the A Team"

TEAM BADASSBUNNIES

"A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction."

TEAM BLOWBACK

"We're superheroes but we're just like you."

TEAM BOMBERS

" We rarely lose."

TEAM CLUSTERX

" ..."

TEAM CONFUCIUSSAYS

"We grew up in Confucius Plaza in Chinatown."

TEAM COOPERSBITCHES

"We will most likely come in second to last but be first at the bar."

TEAM COWABUNGA

"We're even dorkier than we look."

TEAM CRUSH

" We're fun to be around but don't underestimate us. We are always planning our next move."

TEAM CURLYCUTIES

"We are a force to be reckoned with!"

TEAM ELYSIANETTES

"We run for the fun of it!"

TEAM FACOCTED

"We are THAT couple. Mmm hmm."

TEAM FML

TEAM FOOTLOOSE

"Don't be misled by our sweet-looking faces...we're crafty and nimble ad we don't like to lose."

TEAM FRIJOL

"We have a juicer and we know how to use it."

TEAM FRINGE&FRO

"We're freeing minds like Freddie D freed souls..."

TEAM INSATIABLE

"California-raised."

TEAM JA!

"We're doing better each Race."

TEAM JUSTMARRIED

" We love Detours!!"

TEAM K2

"Don't be fooled by the party hats. Our husbands say, 'BE AFRAID'."

TEAM KIPSBAYGALS

TEAM LIBERACE'RS

"Don't hate our physiques. We've been training for the eating component of the Race."

TEAM MANALOBSTER

"Snap! Crackle! Manalobster!"

TEAM MEERKATS

"Have been known to engage in social activites including wrestling matches and foot races. And we're rock stars at karaoke."

TEAM MINGOLAS

"One of us is dead weight."

TEAM NINJARINAS

"We are hot babes by day,
lethal ninjas by night."

TEAM OCEAN

"We are relentless."

TEAM OPALICIOUS

"Team OPAL is back and so luscious she's OPALICIOUS!"

TEAM PIZZA

"We are the leaning Tower of 'Pizza'."

TEAM RABBLEROUSERS

"We have nimble feet."

TEAM RAGGEDY

"We will probably be drunk when the race starts...and when it ends."

TEAM REFUGEES

"We see dumb people."

TEAM SHELBYDRINKYOURJUICE

"We are environmentally friendly and biodegradable."

TEAM SHHH...

"Hmmm..."

TEAM SPOT

" We're mean as snakes. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

TEAM STONE-KOLD

"We don't go below 86th Street."

TEAM THRILLER

"We are in it to thrill it!"

TEAM TIMEBANDITS

"Missed a clue?  Don't worry. We got it."

TEAM TOUTESUITE

"TOUTESUITE is French for 'We would like to win this year, please.'"

TEAM UNITED

"We want LeBron on the NY Knicks!"

TEAM WARRIORS

" Watch out for us!"

TEAM WORF

" We will boldly go where no one has gone before!"

TEAM WWDD?

"We are gonna kick
your a$$e$!

TEAM YANG

"We like to put on our open-toes and get jazzy!"